
The FRU went to much expense kiting out these two
cowboys with a full press kit so they could keep our readers up
to date with the Ireland tour. As you can see we have not had
any copy or photos wired from Argentina so we can only come to
one conclusion - they have been sold into the infamous Argentinean
sex trade as sex slaves. (Seemingly fat Ulstermen are very popular
this year in the Pampas!) If you come across this pair (let's
hope not literally - yuck) will you please contact The
FRU. There is no reward.
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Ireland
A 39-20 Canada
The seven Ulster players showed well in this hard
fought game against Canada.
Ryan Caldwell capped a rambunctious
performance with the opening try and it looked like the Ulster show
when Cave scored a cracker to give Ireland a 17
- 6 lead at half time.
However, Canada hit back with tries from Craig
Culpan and Dean van Camp to take a 20-17 lead.
John Hearty's try restored Ireland's lead and Johnny
O'Connor and Jeremy Staunton added later touchdowns.
Mallon looked sharper than he
has for a while, and McKenzie was always looking
for work. Wilson was again very solid and he will
be extremely unlucky if he does not go to the World Cup. Young Fitzpatrick
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Canadian front row. Campbell
seemed to give the backline more time when he came on so hopefully
he'll get more of a run against the NZ Maori on Tuesday 29th May
2007 (20.00 kick off. Live on SS1 from 19:30).
Argentina v Ireland.
Saturday 26th May. (20:10 kick off. Live on RTE)
The great news is that there are seven Ulstermen
in the starting line up (Ireland: G Duffy; B Carney, A
Trimble, K Lewis, T Bowe; P Wallace,
I Boss; B Young, J Flannery, S
Best (capt), T Hogan, M O'Kelly, N Best,
K Gleeson, J Heaslip) with Ferris to join
from the bench. The FRU has a couple of reporters out at the game
so hopefully we'll get some behind the scene pictures up mid week.
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Three
Ulster legends , Fitzpatrick , Howe and Maggs went on the Barbarians
recent trip to Tunisia and Spain to spread the Gospel of Rugby Union.
Fitzy has taken time out of his summer
schedule to bring us up to date with the tour.
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"A successful
Ba-Ba's tour drew to a close yesterday, with two victories in difficult
conditions and many friendships renewed and new ones made.
The squad assembled in a Gatwick Airport hotel
8 days ago. There were 25 players in total, some very familiar faces
from the Celtic League such as Welshmen John Davies of the Scarlets
and the two Nicky's (Robinson and Macleod) of Cardiff Blues. Stuart
Moffet and Gary Law lead the Tartan contingent and from the premiership
Hugh Vyvyan of Saracens lead the tour as captain. He was joined
by Lee Robinson of Bristol and South African Hottie Lowe of Bath
amongst others.
The Ba-Ba's have always had a special place
in the world of rugby football with its stated aims to commit to
open attacking rugby and to bring together players from different
clubs, countries and backgrounds. This tour ticked all these boxes.
From the get go in Gatwick everyone entered into the spirit of a
Ba-Ba's tour, introductions were made, where needed, and old rivalries
were soon forgotten.
On arriving in Tunisia the tour party quickly
got down to business with a light training session to help us all
acclimatize to the hot weather and start the process of getting
to know each others rugby styles. This was done in true Ba-Ba's
style with much friendly banter.
A large part of the Ba-Ba's mission in rugby
which is backed by the IRB, is to help spread the word of rugby
in the developing nations. Part of this comes in the form of the
matches planned, but the other side of the mission is the coaching
sessions organized in conjunction with the host union. Here local
children are coached by the Ba-Ba's and on this tour two sessions
took place, one in tunisia and the other in Spain. This was great
fun and we were all impressed with high standard of skill and understanding
by the children of both the nations.
RFU referee Dave Pearson traveled with the
tour party and refereed both the matches. He also ran clinics to
help local referee's get up to speed with what's happening in the
refereeing world.
Saturday afternoon, 5.30pm local time, the
match against Tunisia kicks off and we we're both pleased and surprised
by the noise and atmosphere created by the local Tunisian fans.
It's like a good natured football crowd but there is a distinct
Arabian feel to it. From the word go the Ba-Ba's set their stall
out moving the ball from side to side probing for weaknesses in
the Tunisian defence. However any tactical weaknesses are made up
for by their courageous spirit. In the tackle they throw themselves
at the attackers with kamikaze commitment. An entertaining game
followed with the Ba-Ba's deserved winners by 33-10.
An entertaining evening followed with the tourists
given a taste of Tunisian hospitality with local dishes, dancers
and music. This was followed by a presentation of traditional Tunisian
robes and fez's which the the tour party gamely wore. Needless to
say Saracen player and tour captain Hugh Vyvyan looked the most
comfortable in his fez!
On Monday the party left for Spain for a further
challenge. The match kicked off on Wednesday evening at 7.30pm.
The temperature was high, but the challenge remained the same. We
started the game in typical Barbarian fashion with some tidy passing
and interplay. This early enterprise was rewarded when Lee 'the
horse' Robinson of Bristol finished of a good move and crashed
over the Spanish line. The Spanish proved to be quite a handful
and impressed the Ba-Ba's with their counter attacking and broken
field running. In the end the Barbarians proved to be too strong
for Spain, pulling away to win 52-26."
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