FRU Foils Second Barrier Crew.

29 July, 2008 (11:02) | The FRU

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The FRU are pleased to announce that due to extensive investigations we have managed to foil a planned attempt by the delinquent Second Barrier Crew to disrupt the Ulster v Worcester game on Wednesday 22nd August.

It appears that the news that the Kukri Allstarzz are going to appear at this game became too much for Second Barrier stalwarts Hollywood Mike and Colzo. We can now reveal that since the announcement was made “Big Brother wannabe” Colzo and “pervy pensioner” Mike have been planning how they could get closer to the girls.

After one of our spies attended a drinking session in the Bot last Saturday we discovered that the depraved duo were planning to do a streak during the All Starzz half time show. In fact their saucy scheme was so far advanced that the twisted two, together with a third known only by the initials T.O.K., gatecrashed The Cartier International at Windsor at the weekend and carried out a debauched trial run. It is believed the mysterious T.O.K. became ensnared in some webbing and his streaking days are now behind him - literally!

Hollywood Mike in the 60’s

This is not the first time that the elderly Hollywood Mike has been involved in this sort of obscene display. Our researchers have managed to uncover this picture of Mike in action in the 60’s.

On this occasion Mike ran onto the field to celebrate Glentoran’s equalising goal in their 1966 - 67 European Cup-Winners’ Cup 1 - 1 draw with Rangers at The Oval (Rangers won the return game 4 - 0). Mike had been banned from the Oval for 40 years and it is thought that it was during this time that he developed his interest in rugby.

A dossier of our findings has been passed to Eventsec.

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