URSC OFFER TANTRIC SEX LESSONS TO AID RECRUITMENT DRIVE
In a bid to drive up membership of the Ulster Rugby Supporters Club, current chairman, The Original Kimble, has volunteered to instruct new members in the joys of Tantric-Sex.
Kimble, who has travelled widely in the Far East, as far as Poland, has learned the secrets of the [...]
WINDS OF CHANGE BLOWING THROUGH ULSTER RUGBY
Although Ulster fans were aware that Matt Williams planned to change Ulster Rugby root and branch, the FRU are astonished to discover just how far reaching those changes are going to be.
A veil of secrecy has descended over Ravenhill as Williams has installed himself in a Portakabin office with [...]
URSC FUND-RAISING NIGHT
A fund-raising night was held to raise money for a new Ulster Team Mascot by the URSC. President Kimble who has dedicated his life to breeding team mascots in captivity, introduced the current team mascot Sparky to a well attended evening. The highlight of the evening happened when President Kimble described Sparky’s marvellously [...]
Ulster v Portugal. Ulster Man of the Match
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